Friday, January 11, 2008

Son Goku: White Martian? Skrulls?

Wow I thought we were gonna fight some general guy, but he ends up turning into some kind of thing that looks like a T-rex had a baby with Xenomorph. Man! And it's power level is high. It knocked Question, and Shi right off.

For some reason when I tried to transform into a super saiyan. The white thing did something to my mind I couldn't concentrate, or get my self angry to transform,. all I can do was stare then he punched me out of the bunker.

He turned his attention to Kara. “You’re next Kryptonian Wench."

" Sticks and stones can't hurt me ugly, so names defiantly won't save you from the beating you're about to be on the other end of. "

First she fires her heat vision and he screams and but turns all liquidy and starts wrapping around her body.

Batman shouts in our communicators. “A White Martian? Damn it! I need ideas people!"

“We can feed it Hostess fruit pies." I suggest.

“Useful ideas” Bats growls. Man he is always so gloomy. I try to cheer him up but all he ever does is glare at me with those creepy all white lenses.

“It works in the comic advertisements." I mumble.

“Do these things have any weaknesses?" Scarlet Spider asks.

“Yes fire Scarlet Spider see if you can find anything that makes fire. " Bats orders. The Question seems to recover and burns the ooze with a lighter in his pocket.

It screams and releases Supergirl, and My mind clears I transform into a Super saiyan 5." Remember punching me through the wall a while ago? Now it's your turn." I declare.

Now it was my turn to pummel him / her / it, I can't really tell.

After beating it around a bit, not letting it get a chance to get in my head, again. Then after I fire a Kamehameha. This guy that's dressed up like another SHIELD agent Fires the gun that has a gas pellet that blows up in my face.

“Take that filthy Saiyan!"

I don't know what it is. But it makes cough too much to keep my ss5 form and I fall , Supergirl goes after the Martian again. Then I think of a way to stop the Martian while Scarlet Spider webs up the guy that shot me.

He gets all liquid too. I hope for a second he's not another White Martian, but he turns into this green thing.And falls out of the webs." Okaaay, Sci-fi feature creature let's see how you do with stingers."

These little spiked things shoot out of his web shooters and paralyze part of the guy's hands. Meanwhile more SHIELD soldiers attack our team. Now it's time to to concentrate on my plan. “Earth, animals, plants, please give some of your energy."

It takes a few minutes to gather it all. I struggle to get up and condense tghe energy into a Spirit bomb about the size of a football." Supergirl! Get out of the way! I yell before throwing it.

" Goku No Killing!" Batman orders in my communications piece.

“Don’t worry a Spirit Bomb that small can't kill something that powerful." I hits and really messes up the Martian guy in the confusion the Skrulls vanish. The Question sees some kind of thing attached to his neck.


" I think the boss will want to see this."

" So The Skrulls infiltrated SHIELD " Batman says later in the Penthouse he bought for these guys to live in. Though mostly only the Question And Scarlet Spider live there. "This device was somehow controlling the White Martians the Skrulls where trying to build an army of metahumans, Now I'll and this information to Fury and..."


"Fury!" Shouts Shi. “I thought we were going against SHIELD?!"

" We are but right now they are the most expedient way to get at the Skrulls, But don't worry I'm also sending this information to The JLA and The Avengers, We need to be rid of the Skrull threat first before anything else."


" But what about the registration?" SHi asks.

" The Act is pretty much dead, Hulk's rampage, and the whole outing of the "Illuminati" have taken a lot of trust away from Iron Man and SHILED. Don't worry though, Soon we will find the final nail in the Registration Act coffin. You all have done very well, take a couple of days off you all have earned it."

Cool days off I'm going to Arby's!

Sunday, December 30, 2007

?: The answers bring more questions.

My curiosity has been my defining trait ever since I became the Question. Though that trait is not making my teammates all that happy. I was the one that discovered this conspiracy in Shield that has us here now.

I was hacking the computer files while the others were keeping the super solders off my back. Unfortunately I had a communications device in each ear. Batman in one, while Oracle was in another.

Oracle was reading these stupid fan fiction websites and telling me who people thought were together. All of them are wrong. “Spoiler and Batgirl? Bwhahahahahaha!”
I hear Barbra Laugh. It hurts my ear.

“When I taught them” I interrupt. “Batgirl only let one person near her comfort zone, any one else she punched in the face, and Spoiler was punched a lot. Also Stephanie is so into to Robin it’s almost funny. So who am I supposed to be with in their little fantasies?”

“Well since everyone thinks your dead…”

Batman growls into my other ear “This all very interesting.” I can tell from his tone he doesn’t believe it is all. “But Question isn’t there to play the Gossip Game. “

“Don’t worry I’m good at multitasking. “ I reassure. “So you were saying, Oracle?”

“Oh you faked your death. So no one really believes you’re with anyone. “

“I have a Question Oracle. Do you not have anything better to do?”

She changes the subject. “So why did you fake your Death?”

“That is the Question.”

She sighs. “You’re an annoying man Victor Sage.”


“You let your self get annoyed Miss Gordon.”

Supergirl shouts. “Aren’t you about finished Question? I’d like to actually get home tonight. “

I get passed the last firewall at that moment. “What are you worried about Kara you are invulnerable.”

I shrug and put in a disk I begin copying everything. I sit back and dodge a web ball from the Scarlet Spider. Finally it downloads. “Okay everyone we can go.”


After Goku teleports us all back, it takes me about three days to. Sift through all the data. I don’t like what I find.

Later.

“What do you mean Fury and Stark don’t know about the experiments?” Our new recruit Shi loudly queries. I assume she’s had a run in with SHIELD.

“Because as much as I’d love to find something to put Tony Stark away for the rest of his life. He’s not behind the super soldier? Cloning experiments, Etc. Is a colonel named Joseph Franks. He is planning something, something big. “

Batman glares. “Find out what Victor.”

The next day we fight our way through to Franks. “So what is this?” He smiles a creepy smile. “You super villains want to use me as a hostage? But none of you are truly villains are you? ”

How did he know that? He keeps smiling “So Batman is behind all this huh?”

“You’re a telepath.” I guess.

“Among other things” He laughs. “You are not going to bring me in for my crimes you know. In fact I will tear you apart.” In that second he becomes a White Martian. Huh. That answers some things, but brings up a whole bunch of other questions. Good thing for me I love answering those that is if we get out of this alive.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Scarlet Spider: I'm not getting any respect.

Okay first I get trained constantly. Batman says it's because I'm too rusty with my powers, but I think it's because I got a little roughed up by his little pet freak. Hey I thought I saw her hand glow for a second, and my spider sense went off.

I instinctually jumped out of the way of whatever it was, and she somehow knew what I was doing and kicked me through the window. Whish I had my web shooters on then it would have been a whole different story.

Who am I kidding? Bats is right, since I was saved from dying I've been watching TV all day, and eating lots of cheese puffs. But What Bats had me doing today.. well it's just degrading.

He had me escort this... thing. Not really sure what it is out of Gotham. It wouldn't shut up sceraming the whole way. Free Image Hosting

Turned out it wasn't in any danger. It was just brought to the destination to distract Aquaman away from the JLA meeting that was happening at that moment. You know why they won’t tell the lamer of the two fish men why they didn't want him there?

Because he cries when he isn't allowed at the meetings then he gets dehydrated, and well it's a mess. I wonder if he knows he's not in the JLA anymore? Well isn't the ol' Parker.. I mean Reilly luck that I told him they were trying to distract him and well you do not want to be around crying Aquaman believe me.


I swung away when he asked me to "hold him."

Now Bats is yelling at me about how I'm not supposed to talk to Aquaman. This bites.

Monday, December 10, 2007

The Batman: First mission

The Question has some theories about a SHIELD installation outside of Anchorage Alaska. I sent him and there to investigate. Also I sent the so the rest of them as well. I'm staying in the Batcave, and directing from there.

Listening to the Scarlet Spider and Son Goku talk as they sneak in from the woods. " Get out! You’re married!" The Spider Yells.

" Yup! And I got two kids, and three grandkids." Goku responds.

“But you act like a twelve year old. "

I order into the bat computer. " You two stop talking!"

" Yes Master Batman sir!" Spider jokes.

" Hh. Supergirl Report."

" Well this is exactly boring. Have you done anything about Richard yet?"

“Not right now Kara. What does your X-ray vision tell you?" I retort.

“There’s lead in the walls boss. Can't see a thing, but I can hear something. weird in there. "

" Catwoman status report."


" I'm in Bruce. Glad I didn't go in with the Question. He Threw a trash can through the other door while singing Britany Spears songs . Are you sure he's really all there?"

“He’s a little Strange Selina I admit, but it’s likely an act." I reassure.

“Okay. Well he head all the rent-a-cops go after him.. And oh my God!"

“What is it Catwoman?"

" There are people in tanks in here. Looks like they have metahuman body parts grafted on to them. "

“Question, we’ve found something interesting." I say. “What do you have on your end?"

"Well my knuckles are sore and I'm downloading the files here there are some very interesting experiments here."

Then Catwoman screams “the experiments are attacking!"

" Goku! Scarlet Spider Supergirl get to Catwoman's position now!" I command.

I hack into the security camera to see things volunteers most likely Attack Catwoman. Then Goku just appears from nowhere. With the Spider in tow. And Supergirl.

They fight them off but One of them starts draing the others energy Until Supergirl comes in and freezes it. The thing starts draining Kara as well. It soon breaks free of the ice.

“Question hurry up!" I yell. “Get the info and get toyour teammates before Goku runs out of too much energy to teleport you!"

"Wait a minute!" The faceless man protests.

Goku transforms And into a supersaiyan and fires energy but that makes his power drain faster. Suddenly the creature stares looking bloated.


" Question! Anytime now!" I growl.

" Done! " He declares, pushing past some guards That were getting up, He makes it into the door and the team teleports out right before the creature explodes.

Question is now happily going over the information. From what we have so far it seems that there is a super solider creating scheme going on that Fury Doesn't know about I wonder if Stark does?

This is all very interesting until Alfred says. “Master Bruce you may want to see this. "

I watch a report on the explosion they are branding my team "Outlaws" and suprvillians that attacked a government research facility. Perfect. But next the JLA will start investigating, and I'm pretty sure Conner has blabbed to Superman About us already.


While I'm thinking about this Selina slinks up to me “Looks like all the little heroes are going to be a little mad about being thought of as villains Maybe I'd better help you relax before they all yell at you."


“Selina . I thought we were going to keep this professional." I admonish.

“Since when do we keep it pro... Oh there's someone else isn't there?" I nod. “Bruce I thought.. Look I can't work with you like this and not want you it's too weird. I have to leave."

Damn looks like I have to find a replacement for Cabwoman. I think I know just the person.