Scarlet Spider: I'm not getting any respect.

Okay first I get trained constantly. Batman says it's because I'm too rusty with my powers, but I think it's because I got a little roughed up by his little pet freak. Hey I thought I saw her hand glow for a second, and my spider sense went off.

I instinctually jumped out of the way of whatever it was, and she somehow knew what I was doing and kicked me through the window. Whish I had my web shooters on then it would have been a whole different story.

Who am I kidding? Bats is right, since I was saved from dying I've been watching TV all day, and eating lots of cheese puffs. But What Bats had me doing today.. well it's just degrading.

He had me escort this... thing. Not really sure what it is out of Gotham. It wouldn't shut up sceraming the whole way.

Turned out it wasn't in any danger. It was just brought to the destination to distract Aquaman away from the JLA meeting that was happening at that moment. You know why they won’t tell the lamer of the two fish men why they didn't want him there?

Because he cries when he isn't allowed at the meetings then he gets dehydrated, and well it's a mess. I wonder if he knows he's not in the JLA anymore? Well isn't the ol' Parker.. I mean Reilly luck that I told him they were trying to distract him and well you do not want to be around crying Aquaman believe me.


I swung away when he asked me to "hold him."

Now Bats is yelling at me about how I'm not supposed to talk to Aquaman. This bites.