The HYDRA Candidate Case: The truth is out there

I hear from my van in the dark alley That Ana is in trouble. I go in the hospital acting like my old friend the bum. I was yelling gibberish, letting people think I had escaped from the mental ward.

Lucky I had Ana tell me at all times Tell me where she was. “Burst into the room, as the dirty doctor was about to kill Ana.

“I’m a tree wizard!" I announce. He turns and I smack him in the face with a bed pan. While yelling "Shazam!"

I smile at Ana. "I see London I see France I see your underpants."

She groans.

“I know the question you are asking. Why isn't he untying me? Well that bed pan was used and I'm pretty sure you don't you want to be soiled let me wash my hands and I'll be right with you I turn , and wash.

Next thing I know Ana is talking. “No the question I was about to ask is des your girlfriend know your such a pervert?"

“Ah so you do have the skills to free yourself." I dodge the question, until she keeps staring at me. “Well the Huntress would ask if she could join actually."

“The alien bounty hunter?” Ana asks.

“No. Different Huntress, Italian One of the Birds of Prey."

I take the doctor's coat put it on. Me and Ana put him in a wheel chair and take him out of the hospital with no one the wiser. Later at the safe house I'm in my mask as he wakes up. “Oh please the Question's dead whoever you are."

“Maybe I'm dead, and am about to take you to Hell for your sins." I try being spooky.

“Right whatever, here's all I have to say. Cut off a head two more will take its place! Hail HYDRA!"

I take out a needle. “Yeah I've heard that before. Not really interested. In this needle is an advanced form of Sodium Pentothal. In layman's term Truth Serum. You'll tell me and Shi here your dirty little secrets. "

In fifteen minutes he mutters." I wet the bed."

"Some children do that. Now... tell me..."

“No I mean last night. I also pay for women to tickle me."

I shake my head. “When I said dirty little secrets I meant what HYDRA's planning not the secret life of DR. Pathetic." Finally he starts to tell spill for us.

Continued here.